- Cadbury eggs are better than airport food.
- When meeting new people it's important to notice qualities other than their ta-tas.
- The giant thermometer in Bakersfield is a trick to get you to buy gas.
- Sleep while Brooke drives... you won't see how fast you're going.
- The stratosphere is farther away from the strip than you think.
Sunday, May 29, 2011
What if horses were the reason we existed?
Vertical Integration
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Yes I did just post that
Ingredients
- 1 1/2 cups uncooked short-grain white rice
- 2 cups water
- 3/4 cup white sugar, or to taste (I use 1/2 cup)
- 2 mangos, peeled and sliced (it's also great without the fruit but... who can really say no to mangos?)
- 1 (10 ounce) can cream of coconut
Directions
- Combine the rice and water in a saucepan (I use the rice cooker and skip the rest of this stuff). Bring to a boil, then cover and reduce heat to low. Simmer for 15 to 20 minutes, until water is absorbed.
- Mix the desired amount of sugar into the hot rice. Top with mango slices, and pour some cream of coconut over the top of each bowl. (I add the rice and coconut into the rice cooker and let it sit on the warm setting just cause I like my rice coconuted!)
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
S-M-R-T
Monday, May 16, 2011
New Tricks
- Because I got to once again stick it to the flower bosses.
- Because it reminds me of when my Dad would cut the prettiest rose off of our rose bushes and bring it inside for my mom. We all new it was just from the garden, but we also knew that it was just for Mom. I loved seeing them on the table in our everyday dinner glasses because even though it didn't cost anything, sometimes it really is just the thought that counts.
- Because that is just the sweetest thing ever!
Thursday, May 12, 2011
The Cakes
Mountain Dew Cupcakes.
Cake:
- 1 cup butter (2 sticks)
- 2 cups sugar
- 4 large eggs
- 3/4 cup Mountain Dew
- 1/4 cup of lemon and lime juice (juice from 1 lemon and 1 lime)
- zest from 1 lemon and 2 limes (separate into 2 piles, one for buttercream)
- 1 1/2 teaspoons lemon extract
- 2-3/4 cups all-purpose flour
- 1-1/2 teaspoons baking powder
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
1. Beat butter on medium for 30 seconds. 2. Add sugar and lemon, lime zest. Beat on medium-high until light and fluffy. 3. Add eggs one at a time, Scrape sides of bowl in between additions 4. Whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt in a bowl. Add to mixer bowl. Turn on low for 5 seconds. 5. Add the Mountain Dew, lemon/lime juice, and lemon extract . Mix to combine. 5. Scoop into cupcake papers about two-thirds full. 6. Bake for 18-20 minutes until a cake tester comes out clean.
Frosting:
- 1 cup butter (2 sticks)
- 4-5 cups powdered sugar
- 2 tablespoons Mountain Dew
- Juices from half of 1 lemon and half of 1 lime
- Lemon and lime zest (rest of zest from cupcake recipe. Or zest from half of 1 lemon and 1 whole lime)
- 1 teaspoon lemon extract
- Neon green food coloring (yellow and blue if you dont have green)
1. Sift powdered sugar into a bowl or onto parchment
2. Beat butter at medium-high speed until creamy
3. Add half of the sugar, turn mixer on low for 5 seconds.
4. Add the Mountain Dew, zest, and lemon extract . Beat until combined.
5. Add food coloring to the desired color.
Pink Lemonade Cupcakes
Cake:
· 1 package white cake mix
· 1 small package vanilla instant pudding
· 3 Tbsp sweetened pink lemonade drink mix (like Country Time Pink Lemonade mix)
· 1 cup sour cream
· 2 tsp lemon zest
· 3/4 cup water
· 3/4 cup oil
· 4 whites eggs (save the yolks for tomorrows recipe)
· 6 drops of pink food coloring
· 1 cup butter, softened
· 1 cup shortening
· 1/2 cup frozen pink lemonade concentrate, thawed
· 2 tablespoons milk
· 2 teaspoons vanilla
· Zest from 1 lemon
· 2 pound package or 7 1/2 cups confectioners sugar
· 3 drops of pink food coloring
1. In a large bowl, whisk cake mix, pudding mix, and drink mix together. Add sour cream, lemon zest, water, oil, and egg whites to the dry mix. Beat with electric mixer on medium speed for about two minutes. Use a strong mixer, this batter is thick.
2. Scoop batter into 24 lined muffin tins. Bake at 350 degrees for 15-20 minutes until cupcakes don’t look wet and a toothpick inserted in one comes out clean. Allow to cool completely before frosting the cupcakes.
3. Prepare the frosting by creaming butter, shortening, and lemon zest together. Then add lemonade concentrate, milk and vanilla with a mixer. Beat until smooth. Then gradually add the sugar, mixing well until light and fluffy. Beat in the food coloring.
4. Pipe frosting onto the cupcakes.