Team Sanchez and Fish Hugs: The Awkward and The Awesome

The Awkward:

-A second grader telling me that he would look hot with skinny jeans and chains (what am I supposed to say back to that?).

-Taking an order from a man on the phone at work and asking him "what color he will be coming in" when I meant to say, "What time he will be coming in." The best part is that he answered my first question. Without ANY hesitation he told me he would be coming in a "a grey-ish Honda." So I just let it slide.

-The snot bubble I got while talking to my Boss....yes, that really happened.

-Running into someone with the hubs who remembers you but you don't remember them. So rather than introducing them, you silently force the hubs to walk as far away as possible.

-Using the phrase "Go do what you do" at the end of a conversation.

-Finding out that you've been rockin' the rat tail for the entire day (aka the chunk of hair that didn't make it into your pony tail).

-Seeing Mothers at the mall sporting ridiculous amounts of cleavage...while shopping with their children.

-Not being told "this is a serious picture"

-Being asked if I'm a leader or a young women at activities (but lets be honest, I'm usually the one throwing things at people, so maybe they have a point).

-Being hi-five stood up by a 3rd grader.

-Dropping your phone (the bad drops, in which the back piece falls off and the battery flies 20 feet away) whilst being surrounded by a group of people.

The Awesome:

-Finishing the 500 at the alumni swim meet.

-Not having to put away the Christmas tree (here's the secret: we never put it up).

-Putting books on hold at the library. Seriously! All you do is click a mouse and then the little library maids 1) find the book (Dewy and I don't really get along), 2) put your name in it, 3) and then tell you when it's ready to come pick up. I always feel important when I pick up books that were on hold just for me.

-Finding Zee Sneetch planking.